6.28.2005


do you hate your job or your place of employment? or is it just your co-workers? because they're pretty easy to kill.

6.27.2005


volunteer at your local library

6.15.2005


go ahead, take a few seconds for granted. you deserve it.

6.14.2005


when i need advice about bad haircuts, i'll call you. until then, leave me and my packing tape alone.

6.09.2005


AssassinBot simultaneously blew his cover and admitted guilt regarding the murder of the president -- his boss, WorldDominationBot, was displeased to say the least

6.06.2005


one in five poorly drawn doodles suffers from depression

6.03.2005


death by passive voice

6.02.2005


it's hard to run
it's hard to jump
it's hard to kick people
but it's surprisingly easy to get pity sex

6.01.2005


individuality is passe.
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